A menos que tenham as suas camaradas russas a acolhê-los no check-in, não se antevê grande sucesso à operação

"Jovens vão poder passar a noite em quartéis para experimentar vida militar"

Edit - Convenientemente adaptada, esta anedota rambém se aplica: "A man dies and goes to Heaven. After several years in Heaven, he gets bored and decides to go on vacation to see Hell. So he packs his bags and goes on the trip. Upon arrival in Hell, he's taken on a tour. It's the most amazing place he's ever seen: warm, but not hot, the women are beautiful, everyone's very friendly and even Satan himself stops by his hotel room just to say hello. 

When the guy goes back to Heaven, he decides to move to Hell, because of how amazing it is. So he packs his bags again, and books a one way ticket to the 9th circle. But upon arrival, he's stripped naked and thrown into a searing hot pit of lava. As he sinks, he notices Satan walking by and yells out "What the hell?! Last time I was here, it was all beautiful women and nice people. What happened?" Satan looks back at him and, recognizing the man, laughs and answers: 'Don't mistake tourism for immigration!'"