12 December 2019

... com tão melhores alternativas...


The CURE Party (Citizens for Undead Rights and Equality) - "Increasing the statutory retirement age to beyond death, finding a cure for Zombie bites and granting the undead the same rights as the living"

Death, Dungeons and Taxes Party - "The party's manifesto advocated reducing the school leaving age to nine, the annexation of France, and the reintroduction of hanging, but only for 'minor offences' such as littering. By contrast, murderers would be disembowelled, along with improper users of text language. The proposed rate of tax was 90%. Immigrants would be repelled with boiling oil and longbows at all ports and airports"

Church of the Militant Elvis Party - "To place giant photos of celebrities at airports 'to discourage undesirable foreigners from entering Britain', to have a public inquiry into British vets' fees, to go to Antarctica and shout at icebergs to 'stop melting'"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Afinal Brian Eno esperneou, musicalmente falando, mas não conseguiu que o seu candidato ganhasse as eleições.

No fundo, o que estava em causa, também, nas eleições britânicas eram as nacionalizações e um modelo de sociedade que já deu mostras de funcionar contra as pessoas e as alcateias sociais.

Ainda bem que a coisa feneceu, senão teríamos o bom p.o.v.o. de esquerda português a comemorar mais uma vitória.

João Lisboa said...

"já deu mostras de funcionar contra as pessoas e as alcateias sociais"

Se funciona contra as "alcateias sociais" - seja lá isso que for - até deveria ser uma coisa boa...

De qualquer modo, o Corbyn nunca seria modelo para ninguém.