"A psychoanalyst shows a patient an inkblot, and asks him what he sees. The patient says: 'A man and woman making love'. The psychoanalyst shows him a second inkblot, and the patient says: 'That's also a man and woman making love'. The psychoanalyst says: 'You are obsessed with sex'. The patient says: 'What do you mean I am obsessed? You are the one with all the dirty pictures'"

"A new monk shows up at a monastery where the monks spend their time making copies of ancient books. The new monk goes to the basement of the monastery saying he wants to make copies of the originals rather than of others' copies so as to avoid duplicating errors they might have made. Several hours later the monks, wondering where their new friend is, find him crying in the basement. They ask him what is wrong and he says 'the word is CELEBRATE, not CELIBATE!'" (aqui)