Lou Reed - "Sex With Your Parents"

 

I was thinking of things
That I hate to do
Sex with your parents
Things you do to me
Or I do to you, baby
Sex with your parents

Something fatter or uglier
Than Rush Rambo
Something more disgusting
Than Robert Dole
Something pink
That climbs out of a hole
And there it was
Sex with your parents

I was getting so sick of
This right wing republican shit
These ugly old men
Scared of young tit and dick
So I try to think of something
That made me sick
And there it was
Sex with your parents

Now these old fucks
Can steal all they want
And they can go and pass laws saying
You can't say what you want
And you can't look at this
And you can't look at that
And you can't smoke this
And you can't snort that
And me baby, I got statistics
I got stats
These people have been to bed
With their parents

Now I know you're shocked
But hang and have a brew
If you think about it for a minute you
Know that it's true
They're ashamed and repelled
And they don't know what to do
They've had sex with their parents
When they looked into their lovers eyes
They saw - mom
In the name of the family values
We must ask whose family
In the name of the family values
We must ask...Senator

It's has been reported that you have had
Illegal congress with your mother
Sex with your parents
Ah, Senator
An illegal congress by proxy
Is a pigeon by any other name
Sex with your parents

Senators you polish a turd
Here in the big city we got a word
For those who would bed
Their beloved big bird
And make a mockery of our freedoms
Ah, without even using a condom
Without even saying "no"
By god we have a name
For people like that
It's - hey motherfucker