26 August 2012


  Exemplos:

Abortion: Reproductive issue best decided by preachers from rural Georgia who believe babies are conceived by using public restrooms

College: American version of Maoist re-education camp, where liberal professors encourage impressionable youth to enjoy critical thinking, Jäger shots, and recreational intercourse

Jesus: Celebrated ancient deity who preached that "the poor should get a damned job already" and that all human suffering could be averted by simply lowering the capital gains tax

Science: Discredited field of study practiced by sissies at northern liberal arts schools that suck at football

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