THE GOOD SHIP VENUS


Jean Peters em Anne Of The Indies

On the good ship Venus
By Christ you should have seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
Sucking a dead man's penis

The captain's name was Lugger
By Christ he was a bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one ship to another

And the second mate was Andy
By Christ he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The third mate's name was Morgan
By God he was a gorgon
From half past eight he played till late
Upon the captain's organ


Loudon Wainwright III (termina aos 3'14")

The captain's wife was Mabel
And by God was she able
To give the crew their daily screw
Upon the galley table

The captain's daughter Charlotte
Was born and bred a harlot
Her thighs at night were lily white
By morning they were scarlet

The cabin boy was Kipper
By Christ he was a nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

The captain's lovely daughter
Liked swimming in the water
Delighted squeals came when some eels
Found her sexual quarters


Sex Pistols

The cook his name was Freeman
And he was a dirty demon
And he fed the crew on menstrual stew
And hymens fried in semen

And the ship's dog was called Rover
And we turned the poor thing over
And ground and ground that faithful hound
From Teneriff to Dover

When we reached our station
Through skillful navigation
The ship got sunk in a wave of spunk
From too much fornication

On the good ship Venus
By Christ you should have seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
Sucking a dead man's penis

(2009)

"ANY MAN WOULD BE A FOOL WHO DIDN'T"



Anne Of The Indies - real. Jacques Tourneur, 1951

"The story was intended to be based on the true life of pirate Anne Bonny. Queen Anne Of The Indies (among other proposed titles) was a short story published in the Saturday Evening Post c.1946, by Charleston's historical fiction author, Herbert Sass. Sass was asked by NY publishers & LA studios to write a movie treatment of the story. In 1948 he offered up a fictionalized version of the true story of Anne Bonny, including a 10-page "factual basis" for the story. Studios seemed responsive, but in the end Sass was left out of the loop until the movie came out in 1951. What ended up on the screen was very different from the original story. Without writer credit to Sass, it would be difficult to convince anyone it was the same story! Susan Hayward was originally slated for the lead role, but eventually was replaced by Jean Peters". (Wikipedia)

Anne: Wenches are mad! How can they move, clewed up like this?
Pierre: They don't. They wait for the man to make the moves. That's much better.
Anne: Men like this?
Pierre: Any man would be a fool who didn't.


Anne: Why?
Pierre: It's the nature of men.
Anne: You mean... a man sees a woman like this, and he wants to make love to her?
Pierre: Yes.

(outros familiares)

(2009)

"STOP USING YOUR HANDS, SKIP,
AND START USING YOUR HEAD.
THE KID LOVES YOU"



Pickup on South Street - real. Samuel Fuller, 1953







(2009)