"The rules are simple. Any religious organization in the world is invited to enter their god.
The various gods will be given three challenges to fulfill. These challenges have been chosen because they represent typical accomplishments of most of the present day gods, as well as historical ones. In light of the various literary records, these challenges should be very easy for any god to accomplish.
Only one entry per religion is allowed.
The winner will be the god who completes all three challenges in the least amount of time.
Onlookers may cheer for their god by offering prayers, songs, epithets or verbal abuse.
If your god fails to show, then followers are free to cheer for a more conscientious alternative"