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Church Of Euthanasia

The church has only one commandment, and it is: "Thou shalt not procreate".

This means NO BREEDING!

Procreation is grounds for immediate excommunication. Some related guidelines for good living follow:

The Four Pillars: 

Suicide (suicide is optional, but encouraged);  

Abortion (abortion may be required to avoid procreation);

Cannibalism (cannibalism is mandatory if you insist on eating flesh);  

Sodomy (sodomy is optional, but strongly encouraged).