Future Bible Heroes - "Keep Your Children 

In A Coma"

Keep your children in a coma 

Keep your children in a coma 

Keep your children in a coma 

Starting today! 

Life is hard for kids today 

They have to program everything 

Dude, they have to use computers 

Just to sing 

If you keep them dosed on soma 

You can spare them all their pain 

Keep your children in a coma 

And stay sane 

You can't let them go to school 

For fear of bullying little beasts 

And you can't take them to church 

For fear of priests 

You can never really know, ma 

If their motives remain pure 

Keep your children in a coma 

And be sure 

All that background radiation 

Oil companies run bad 

Party politics amuck 

Good girls gone bad 

They would just get melanoma 

If they surfed in see-through jeans 

Keep your children in a coma 

Through their teens 

Little Caleb and Valoma 

Would be drugged up anyway 

Keep your children in a coma 

Starting today 

Keep your children in a coma...