30 December 2013

... dassss!... Os comunas estão em todo o lado, até no "Economist"!... país do ano? O Uruguai, presidido por um fulano que faz o Jerónimo de Sousa parecer-se com o Américo Amorim

José Mujica, à saída do palácio presidencial
MÚSICA 2013 - INTERNACIONAL (I)

(iniciando-se, de baixo para cima *, de um total de 24)








 





* a ordem é razoavelmente arbitrária...
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - "Jubilee Street"

A Economist Intelligence Unit faz intolerável apelo à violência!

2013 - PRÉMIO "PLANO NACIONAL DE LEITURA"  

Eternamente grato, Sapientíssimo Mestre, por nos tranquilizares: o CEO da Vaticano S.A. é o CEO da Vaticano S.A.

"A psychoanalyst shows a patient an inkblot, and asks him what he sees. The patient says: 'A man and woman making love'. The psychoanalyst shows him a second inkblot, and the patient says: 'That's also a man and woman making love'. The psychoanalyst says: 'You are obsessed with sex'. The patient says: 'What do you mean I am obsessed? You are the one with all the dirty pictures'"

"A new monk shows up at a monastery where the monks spend their time making copies of ancient books. The new monk goes to the basement of the monastery saying he wants to make copies of the originals rather than of others' copies so as to avoid duplicating errors they might have made. Several hours later the monks, wondering where their new friend is, find him crying in the basement. They ask him what is wrong and he says 'the word is CELEBRATE, not CELIBATE!'" (aqui)

29 December 2013

O "franchise" de Madrid da Vaticano S.A. é de opinião que as badalhoquices e as poucas vergonhas inspiradas por Satanaz devem ficar restritas à sede central da empresa

"One of the most perplexing questions of the early 21st century is this: how can the French, who invented joie de vivre, the three-tier cheese trolley and Dior’s jaunty New Look, be so resolutely miserable? To outsiders, the world’s favourite tourist destination embodies the triumph of pleasure over desk-slavery, slow food over fast, the life of the flâneur over that of the frenetic.

Yet polls suggest that the French are more depressed than Ugandans or Uzbekistanis, and more pessimistic about their country’s future than Albanians or Iraqis. A global barometer of hope and happiness puts the French second to bottom of a 54-country world ranking, behind austerity-battered Italians, Greeks and Spaniards, and ahead only of Portugal"
(aqui)
These New Puritans - "Fragment Two"