Future Bible Heroes - "Drink Nothing But Champagne"

Just a speck of DNA from the Turin Shroud

Was used to clone our savior, and our savior said aloud:

"Listen up my children, I've come back to tell you this,

Don't drink the water, 'cause water's mostly piss,

children…

Drink nothing but champagne

It makes life shorter, than drinking water

Drink nothing but champagne

And you'll never say no to love

So we asked David Bowie, and Bowie said:

"It's true, and he said it, I believe it, and so should you.

That's the one thing on which Winston and Adolf concurred

But it was from Aleister Crowley that they heard

boys…

Drink nothing but champagne...

So we dug up Aleister, he has a shroud as well

He said, "We don't have water in the ninth circle of hell,

so we…

Drink nothing but champagne...